Thu, 2 July 2015
Man, those Angels. What a shitshow, amirite? Anyway. Here's the show.
(0:00-4:20) The open
(9:45-20:20) The emails
(21:00-50:40) The baseball things
(51:10-1:00:20) Musical advice: touring vs. fests, pro's and cons
(1:00:20-1:05:52) This week's The Old School Player of the Week is ...
This potato-headed, windbreaker-under-the-jersey, plus-DADHAT-sporting weirdo is a true gem. I’m guessing his hat is a size 8 ¾. And that pose he’s fond of striking … it’s like a half pre-creepy hug, half creepy uncle-pretends-to-be-the-boogeyman kinda thing. 100% NOT a baseball move. 100% weird.
His nickname was “Huevo”, which one can only assume must be a nod to his giant dome, rather than his one gigantic testicle. (Not true.) Huevo played seven years (for six different teams) as a long reliever/spot starter in the majors before heading to Mexico for seven years. He returned to the bigs with the Dodgers at age 39 and appeared in 15 games.
Career totals: 32-33, 3.36 ERA, 3.80 FIP, 1.315 WHIP, and 1 HR on May 30, 1980 vs. the White Sox.
Thu, 28 May 2015
Hey, y'all! We're back from turrrr and ready to talk about baseball. Have some!
(0:00-2:40) The open
(8:30-27:20) The emails
(28:00-59:30) The baseball things
(1:00:00-1:09:05) Musical advice: Balancing creative endeavors and "real life" -- can it be done?
(1:09:05-1:12:05) The Old School Player of the Week:
70 grade DADGLASSES, 70 grade DADHAT, 80 grade DADLAP, 80 grade TOOTHGAP
Can we be certain that this isn’t an alias for Ron Washington? A Dave Chapelle character? A figment of our imagination?
Thomas played 15 seasons for the Astros, Padres, Giants, Dodgers, Expos, Angels and Phillies as a 2B, SS and OF. He had a career average of .249, OPS of .649, OPS+ of 84, a career WAR of 6.6. Thomas was a part of the Dodgers’ WS championship team in ‘81, holds the unique distinction of playing every position (except pitcher) in the bigs, and currently coaches at the Adrenaline Athletic Training Center in Riverside, CA.
Direct download: PRODcast_110_-_We_Are_Currently_Occupying_The_Space_Between_Derrel_Thomas_Front_Teeth.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:04 AM
Tue, 5 May 2015
As the title suggests, this week's show is all about the Phillies.
(:40-2:33) The open, wherein we lay out our thesis statement
(7:20-19:18) Your emails get read
(47:32-1:01:40) The Baseball Topics:
(1:02:22-1:08:20) The Old School Player of the Week:
80 DADHAT, 70 CREEPSTACHE, 70 DADLAP
10 years in the bigs as a MIF with the Pirates, Indians, Mariners and Cubes. Career WAR of 1.8, OPS of .608.
Tue, 28 April 2015
Unlike our usual shows, this one is actually good! We encourage you to listen.
(0:00-3:48) The open
(4:20-8:15) The musical guest: SQUAREPUSHER. Buy "Damogen Furies" here.
(8:15-22:57) Email from around North America
(23:24-49:44) A discussion with Jess Spector of The Sporting News
(50:20-1:20:10) The baseball topics
(1:20:37- 1:30:05) The Old School Player of the Week:
70 DADGLASSES, 70 DADHAT, 70 DADLAP, 60 STACHE
Kusick, who looks like he won an invite to baseball fantasy camp, was an honest to goodness MLB player from 1973-79 with the Blue Jays and Twins. A 1B/DH, he posted a career average of .235, 105 OPS+, and 3.8 WAR. He also pitched in a game for the Blue Jays in 1980, a 24-2 loss to the California Angels, and went 3 ⅔ innings and giving up 2 ER on three hits (one of which was a bomb). If you were to see a photo of him at any point in his career, “professional athlete” would be about the 278th occupation you’d peg him as having.
Kusick is now deceased, but will remain awesome forever.
Tue, 21 April 2015
We did that thing again!
(0:00-3:11) The open
(9:30- 31:25) Emails from Mostly Canadians
(31:53-1:01:58) The baseball blather
(1:02:24-1:16:41) Ask Two Idiots about Music. Bennett asks about the mechanics of reunions and times we've almost died at shows.
(1:17:11-1:24:23) THE OLD SCHOOL PLAYER OF THE WEEK:
60 DADHAT, 70 CREEPSTACHE, 70 DADGLASSES, 80 TOOTHGAP, 50 70’s HAIR
Sheridan was a beanpole (6’3”, 175 lbs) and played nine seasons for the Royals, Tigers and Giants as an OF with the rare “bats left, throws right” combo. He was a career .253 hitter, hit 51 HR, drove in 257 runs, and posted a 5.5 bWAR in those nine seasons. He looks like he could just as easily be a part of an Amber Alert as he could fit on the pre-Sogard evolution chart. He could also be Paul Sporer’s dad.
Direct download: PRODcast_107_-_Dirty_Slidin_into_Your_DMs_Like_Whoa.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:27 AM
Tue, 14 April 2015
Good job guys, good effort.
1. The Open
3. The Emails
5. The Baseball Things!
6. YE OLDE OLDE SCHOOLE PLAYER of the WEEKE: ROSS GRIMSLEY
80-grade merm, 60 DADHAT, 60 mustache, dead grey eyes, and he looks like he should be in Jethro Tull.
Nicknamed “Scuz” or “Crazy Eyes”, Grimsley played 11 seasons with the Reds, Orioles, Expos and Indians as a LHP (mostly a starter). He was an All-Star in ‘78. Won 124 games, had a 3.81 career ERA, and a 1.306 WHIP. Comps are Tom Browning, Bill “Spaceman” Lee, Bud Black and Frank Viola.
He’s been a minor league pitching coach for the Giants for several years and is currently the pitching coach for the Richmond Flying Squirrels.
Tue, 31 March 2015
One hour, in and out like a goddamn surgical strike. BAM.
(0:00-5:40) The Open, with Musical Guest John Fogerty
(7:00-26:40) Electronic Mail from Weirdos
(27:35-49:20) 2015 MLB Previews and Predictions
(50:05-57:40) The Old School Player of the Week:
*only has five toes (per foot)
60-grade DADHAT, 60-grade ‘do, 20-grade facial hair, eyes that are either wonky as hell or kinda dreamy (depending on the pic you’re looking at), and MAJOR props for rocking the windbreaker underneath the jersey … because “outerwear” is merely a suggestion. I’d like to think that dudes who have total disregard for layering frequently wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
Twelve-year career with the Brewers, Cardinals, Padres, Phillies and Pirates.
Career numbers: .271, 124 OPS+, averaged 2.3 WAR a year, won a GG in 1979 and finished 15th in the NL MVP voting, from 1976-1979 he was a 4-win player in his age 22-25 seasons, had a bizarre year in 1977 in which he hit 21 bombs but only drove in 49 runs.
Direct download: PRODcast_105_-_Professional_Gnostication_-_Our_2015_MLB_Preview_Episode.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:32 AM
Tue, 24 March 2015
PRODcast 104 has no guest and lots of swearing. We hope that's OK with you!
(0:00- 4:07) Hello!
(4:44-8:10) Musical Guest: VIET CONG.
(8:10-11:30) Hot Take of the Week / Fuck That Guy of the Week: The human pile of garbage who called 13-year-old girl and national hero Mon'e Davis a "slut." (“Fuck That Guy” is respectfully borrowed from the now-deceased Short Corner Podcast w/ Paul Shirley & former guest Justin Halpern)
(11:30-30:50) Electronic Mails
(31:22-1:00:01) Baseball things!
(1:00:45-1:09:19) This week's Old School Player of the Week is:
70-grade DADHAT, 70-grade DADGLASSES (not pictured) 60-grade DADLAP (in most photos, due in large part to the sansabelt era), 80-grade lettuce. And a very fun name to say.
Lennsakata spent eleven years in the bigs with the Brewers, Yankees, Orioles and A’s. He was the quintessential late-70s/early-80s replacement-level utility player – 2B, SS, 3B, OF, DH. Averaged 0.3 WAR and hit .230 over his career. Did lots of things. None of them particularly well. When he was with the Yankees, he hit the first ball Riley ever “caught at a game” during BP.
Direct download: PRODcast_104_-_More_Like_DatDudeOBP_Amirite.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 3:11 AM
Tue, 10 March 2015
Quick and dirty episode for you this week. Here it go:
- The open (0:00-2:12)
- EMAILS (5:35-20:10)
- A belated HOT TAKE (20:10-24:10)
- Baseball stuff! (24:50-43:55)
- Musical advice: Band names that evoke their music? Bonus baseball question: Acceptable jersey/shirsey wearing? (44:35-55:20)
- Old school player of the week: LEE MOTHERFUCKIN’ TUNNELL (55:20-1:03:20)
80 DADHAT, 80 DADGLASSES, 55 BEARD, 30 CHIN, 70 DORKBUILD
Quite possibly the beta version of Eric Sogard
Pitched six years in the bigs with the Pirates, Cards & Twins as a starter and reliever. 22-28, 4.23 ERA, 1.477 WHIP. He was also busted for soliciting an internet prostitute, and being an outspoken advocate for Christianity. WHOOPS.
Comps are nobody you’ve ever heard of, but some plus-plus-names including …
Yank Terry (977)
Dutch Levsen (973)
Doyle Lade (973)
Bert Husting (971)
Al Santorini (971)
Direct download: PRODcast_103_-_Tommy_John_Gone_Done_Did_It_Again.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:18 AM
Tue, 24 February 2015
(0:00-3:30) The open
(9:20-14:47) The Pipin'-Hot Take of the Week: Mat Latos, Kind of a Dick.
(15:30-35:45) We Read from the Electronic Mail Sac
(36:20-56:10) The Baseball Blather
(56:10-1:01:11) The Old School Player of the Week: WARREN BRUSSTAR
Gaze upon his holy visage.
Brusstar played nine seasons with the Phillies, White Sox and Cubs as a reliever. 28-16, w/ a 3.51 ERA, 14 saves, 1.360 WHIP. He was drafted four (!) times, has an incredible merm, a 70-grade scowl, 70-grade DADHAT, and a serious plustache.