The Productive Outs PRODcast
PRODcast 105: Professional Gnostication, our 2015 MLB Preview Episode

One hour, in and out like a goddamn surgical strike. BAM. 

(0:00-5:40) The Open, with Musical Guest John Fogerty

(7:00-26:40) Electronic Mail from Weirdos

(27:35-49:20) 2015 MLB Previews and Predictions

(50:05-57:40) The Old School Player of the Week: 

SIXTO LEZCANO

*only has five toes (per foot)

60-grade DADHAT, 60-grade ‘do, 20-grade facial hair, eyes that are either wonky as hell or kinda dreamy (depending on the pic you’re looking at), and MAJOR props for rocking the windbreaker underneath the jersey … because “outerwear” is merely a suggestion. I’d like to think that dudes who have total disregard for layering frequently wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.

 

Twelve-year career with the Brewers, Cardinals, Padres, Phillies and Pirates.

 

Career numbers: .271, 124 OPS+, averaged 2.3 WAR a year, won a GG in 1979 and finished 15th in the NL MVP voting, from 1976-1979 he was a 4-win player in his age 22-25 seasons, had a bizarre year in 1977 in which he hit 21 bombs but only drove in 49 runs.

 


PRODcast 104 has no guest and lots of swearing. We hope that's OK with you!

 

(0:00- 4:07) Hello!

(4:44-8:10) Musical Guest: VIET CONG

(8:10-11:30) Hot Take of the Week / Fuck That Guy of the Week: The human pile of garbage who called 13-year-old girl and national hero Mon'e Davis a "slut." (“Fuck That Guy” is respectfully borrowed from the now-deceased Short Corner Podcast w/ Paul Shirley & former guest Justin Halpern)

(11:30-30:50) Electronic Mails

(31:22-1:00:01) Baseball things!

  • Can the season just start already?
  • Hyun-Jin Ryu has a bum shoulder, Dodgers rotation is screwed
  • Zack Wheeler is the latest TJ victim (Stanford SP Cal Quantrill too)
  • Matt Harvey is back and looking great
  • Marlins lock up Yelich. Are they contenders?
  • What about the Mariners?
  • This Brandon Phillips quote is … uh …

(1:00:45-1:09:19) This week's Old School Player of the Week is:

LENN SAKATA

70-grade DADHAT, 70-grade DADGLASSES (not pictured) 60-grade DADLAP (in most photos, due in large part to the sansabelt era), 80-grade lettuce. And a very fun name to say.

Lennsakata spent eleven years in the bigs with the Brewers, Yankees, Orioles and A’s. He was the quintessential late-70s/early-80s replacement-level utility player – 2B, SS, 3B, OF, DH. Averaged 0.3 WAR and hit .230 over his career. Did lots of things. None of them particularly well. When he was with the Yankees, he hit the first ball Riley ever “caught at a game” during BP.

Direct download: PRODcast_104_-_More_Like_DatDudeOBP_Amirite.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 8:11pm PST

PRODcast 103: Tommy John Gone Done Did It Again

Quick and dirty episode for you this week. Here it go:

 

- The open (0:00-2:12)

- The musical guest: TORCHE. Buy RESTARTER here.  (2:50-5:35)

- EMAILS (5:35-20:10)

- A belated HOT TAKE (20:10-24:10)

- Baseball stuff! (24:50-43:55)

  • Riley's return to the diamond!
  • Yu Darvish goes down :(
  • Hunter Pence too :((
  • And the Josh Hamilton situation, ugh :(((
  • Ned Yost's favorite Radiohead album is ___________. 
  • Baseball Prospectus under new ownership

- Musical advice: Band names that evoke their music? Bonus baseball question: Acceptable jersey/shirsey wearing? (44:35-55:20)

- Old school player of the week: LEE MOTHERFUCKIN’ TUNNELL (55:20-1:03:20)

80 DADHAT, 80 DADGLASSES, 55 BEARD, 30 CHIN, 70 DORKBUILD

Quite possibly the beta version of Eric Sogard

Pitched six years in the bigs with the Pirates, Cards & Twins as a starter and reliever. 22-28, 4.23 ERA, 1.477 WHIP. He was also busted for soliciting an internet prostitute, and being an outspoken advocate for Christianity. WHOOPS.

Comps are nobody you’ve ever heard of, but some plus-plus-names including …

Yank Terry (977)

Dutch Levsen (973)

Doyle Lade (973)

Bert Husting (971)

Al Santorini (971)

Direct download: PRODcast_103_-_Tommy_John_Gone_Done_Did_It_Again.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:18pm PST

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