The Productive Outs PRODcast
PRODcast 116: THE EMAILS, THE EMAILS

Welcome to the almost-all-email edition. If this show sucks, you have only yourselves to blame!

We'll probably take a haitus after this one, as real life is inflicting itself upon us. We hope to be back soon! 

(0:00-3:15) The open

(3:58-7:10) The musical guest: TEMPLES. Buy "Sun Structures" here

(7:10-27:20) Email segment 1

(28:05-57:36) Emails segment 2

(58:10-1:07:47) The baseball things: 

  • Blue Jay never gon' lose agin
  • DiPoto to Red Sawx
  • Iwakuma no-no

(1:08:24-1:21:10) Musical advice

  • Jordan asks how we listen to new albums
  • Tony asks about buying used gear and our feelings about the current state of the Barves

(1:21:10-1:27:20) And the Old School Player of the Week is:

AL COWENS

Al Cowens grades out as follows: DADHAT, 70 AFRO, 60 DADLAP, 70 DADGLASSES

Born in Compton, he could pass for Humpty Hump from Digital Underground in a baseball uniform. He looks confused as hell in most photos which is probably due in large part to this …

Cowens was drafted in the 75th round of the 1969 MLB draft, but managed to play 13 seasons in the bigs with the Royals, Angels, Tigers and Mariners as a right fielder. He peaked with the Royals in 1977 at age 25, posting an .885 OPS, w/ 23 HR & 112 RBI, a bWAR of 5.3, a second place finish in the AL MVP voting and a Gold Glove. He never sniffed that kind of production again and died of a heart attack at age 50. Baseball and life are weird things.

via Wikipedia:

A notable feud started between Cowens and Texas Rangers reliever Ed Farmer early in the 1979 season. In the May 8 game at Arlington Stadium, a Farmer pitch thrown in the top of the 5th inning fractured Cowens' jaw and broke several teeth;[1] Cowens would miss 21 games. Farmer also hit Cowens' teammate Frank White in the same game and broke his wrist[2] and caused him to miss 33 contests. The following year, in a game between the Detroit Tigers and the Chicago White Sox at Comiskey Park on June 20‚ 1980‚ Cowens (now a Detroit Tiger) hit an infield grounder against Farmer (pitching for the White Sox). While Farmer watched his infielder make the play, Cowens ran to mound and tackled the pitcher from behind, instead of running to first base; getting in several punches before the benches cleared and the two were separated.[2] Cowens was suspended for 7 games and a warrant was issued for his arrest in Illinois‚ forcing him to skip the remainder of the series. Later Farmer agreed to drop the charges in exchange for a handshake‚ and the 2 players brought out the lineup cards before the game on September 1. However, future appearances for Cowens in Chicago were greeted with a "Coward Cowens" banner.

Related: Ed Farmer seems like a dick.

Direct download: PRODcast_116_-_THE_EMAILS_THE_EMAILS.mp3
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PRODcast 115: Blame Canada

We have a wonderful, semi-Canadian-themed episode for you this week! We hope you enjoy it.

(0:00-5:10) The open

(5:48-10:18) The musical guest: CHELSEA WOLFE. Buy "Abyss" here. Stream it here

(10:18-22:13) Generally baseball-themed emails from non-Canadians with bonus Heavy Metal Bands to Jack Off To segment

(22:52-46:18) Our human guest: Drew Fairservice of the Birds All Day podcast, talkin' all things Jays. 

(46:57-1:09:14) The baseball stuff. Mostly trade-related, with some bonus other nonsense. 

  •  Carl O’Sgomez to the Astros
  • Leake to the GAINTS

  • AJ Preller and the Padres don't do nuthin' 
  • Cespedes to the Mets

  • Haren to the #CUBES

  • Parra to the Orioles

  •  CJ Wilson is done, but his teammates don’t believe him, Weaver might be done too

  • The Hiroshima Carp wore denim uniforms because Japan

 

(1:09:52-1:14:44) This week's Old School Player of the Week is:

 

WILLIE MUELLER

70 Merm, 70 DADGLASSES, 30 stache, 60 DORKHAT

 

Mueller was a brutish 6’4”, 220 lb. reliever who pitched in two seasons for the Milwaukee Brewers (1978 & 1981). In those two seasons, he pitched in six games, logged 14 ⅔ innings, posted a 6.14 ERA and a 1.773 WHIP. He spent 10 years toiling in the minors before hanging up his spectacles after the 1983 season at age 26.

Mueller’s claim to fame is that he played the Duke, a menacing Yankees reliever, in the movie Major League. He’s now the pitching coach at Concordia University of Wisconsin.

 

Direct download: PRODcast_115_-_Blame_Canada.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:53pm PST

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