The Productive Outs PRODcast

HELLO

HOUSEKEEPING

BAD BROADCASTER BRACKET UPDATES


MUSICAL GUEST: Theo Katzman. "Heartbreak Hits" was one of Ian's favorite records of 2017. 

Stream it on Spotify.

Buy it on Bandcamp.

GUEST: Keith Law, ESPN

BASEBALL THINGS

  • PANDA PITCHED
  • Nick Kingham had a pretty good debut
  • Dave Roberts benched Cody Bellinger for lack of hustle. 

Minor League Names Team of the Week: Akron Rubber Ducks

  1. Argenis Angulo 
  2. Shane Bieber 
  3. Shao-Ching Chiang 
  4. Dace Kime 
  5. Leandro Linares 
  6. Matt Whitehouse
  7. Michael Peoples 
  8. Sicnarf Loopstok 
  9. Dorssys Paulino
  10. Ka'ai Tom 

 

OLD SCHOOL PLAYER OF THE WEEK: LOWELL PALMER

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Direct download: ep132.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:17pm PST

 

PODCAST BUSINESS

MUSICAL GUEST

THE EMAILS

BASEBALL THINGS

  • The Reds shitcanned Bryan Price … he just needed more time
  • Brandon Belt’s crazy AB lasted 13 minutes!! Meanwhile Johnny Cueto has a .35 ERA
  • Sean Manaea no-hit the best lineup in baseball
  • Giancarlo Stanton slash line update: .185/.283/.395
  • What the hell is wrong with the Angels (excluding Mike Trout)?
  • There’s a new addition of The Effort Police – Justin Verlander

Minor League Names Team of the Week - Dayton Dragons

  1. Wendolyn Bautista
  2. Packy Naughton
  3. Sarkis Otanian
  4. Ryan Nutof
  5. Mac Sceroler
  6. Hendrik Clementina
  7. Mark Kolozsvary
  8. Morgan Lofstrom
  9. Jeter Downs
  10. Narciso Crook

THE OLD SCHOOL PLAYER OF THE WEEK IS:

Alan Knicely

Separated at birth?

Direct download: ep131.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:04pm PST

PODCAST BUSINESS

MUSICAL GUEST

  • Wye Oak. “The Louder I Call, the Faster It Runs,” came out on April 6 on Merge.
  • Stream it on Spotify
  • Purchase it from Bandcamp or Merge Records

HUMAN GUEST

Grant Brisbee of SB Nation, founder of McCovey Chronicles. Read Grant Land every Monday.

BASEBALL THINGS

  • Baseball games getting snowed out in mid-April. Seems fine.
  • Basebrawls! Donnybrooks! Fisticuffs!
  • Our large adult sons are marvelous and we celebrate them: Bart & Vogey
  • Ohtani still good. That’s all.
  • What in the fresh hell are the Mets doing and when will they Mets?
  • The standings, in general, are wild! Enjoy the small sample size weirdness while you may. 
  • Puerto Rico series starts tomorrow: much of the island still doesn’t have functional infrastructure, but we’re sending them the Clevelands and the Twins? What the hell?
  • How the shit does Chris Russo still have a job?

Minor League Names Team of the Week: Lancaster JetHawks 

Strong SEC names on this team, plus a famous rock star guitarist (sort of). 

THE OLD SCHOOL PLAYER OF THE WEEK IS:

Johnnie LeMaster!

 

Direct download: ep130.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:08pm PST

Hellos & Housekeepings

Hi! 

The Music

This episode is dedicated to the memory of our friend Caleb Scofield. He made amazing music and we were lucky to have him in our lives. 

If you can, please give something is his memory at https://www.youcaring.com/jenscofield-1149130

The bumper music from this episode is:

Rest easy, Caleb. 

Emails!

From Canada and elsewhere.

The Baseball Things

  • We introduce the BAD BROADCASTER BRACKET! Email or tweet us feedback. 
  • We attempt to name the Marlins starting and the Padres starting rotation. It does not go well
  • Shohei: the best.
  • Stanton’s rough start in NY.
  • Let us take a moment to celebrate our new hero, Kazuhisa Makita
  • Minor League names team of the week: The San Jose Giants

The Old School Player of the Week Is...

Dwight Vern Bernard

Direct download: ep129.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:01pm PST

After a completely unplanned and unnecessary two-year hiatus we have returned to fill your ears with our special brand of baseball and music-related audio garbage. You’re very welcome.

BIG NEWZ: WE HAVE A PATREON NOW

Please check it out and donate if you are able! Thanks and we love you. 

https://www.patreon.com/productiveouts

Now... on to the show!

HELLO. 

Wherein we attempt to update you on what happened over the last two years and make sense of the crazy new hell world in which we find ourselves. Baseball helps. 

ALBUM OF THE WEEK

This is a bit self-serving, but we're really proud of "Strangled Light," the Less Art album. Listen to and purchase the record on Bandcamp, or wherever you consume your music. 

THE BASEBALL THINGS

 

We've got:

  • Terrible predictions!
  • Weirdest off-season signings!
  • Ohtani Mania!
  • (Oh god I can't believe we're still talking about) Brian Dozier!
  • The Astros 4-man outfield! 

and...

  • Gabe Kapler the musclebound manager

A BRIEF CHAT WITH:

David J. Roth, widely regarded as one of the world's greatest living coin magicians.

and finally...

THE OLD SCHOOL PLAYER OF THE WEEK:

Doug Gwosdz, Padres

Direct download: ep128.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:07pm PST

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