Did you know a baseball weighed 145 grams? Yeah, neither did we.
MUSICAL GUEST: HOLY FAWN
Buy Death Spells here. Stream it here.
THE BASEBALL THINGS
- RIP the 2018 regular season.
- Some teams clinched, but the NL is still wild af. Basically, root for chaos.
- MVPz: Trout or Betts? Yelich or DeGrom or someone else?
- Cy Young: DeGrom or Scherzer? Verlander or Sale?
- Mets garbage update
YOUR DUMB EMAILS
- Jordan asks: Should I pick Fortnite or baseball to make my son love me?
- Jason asks: Should I keep slogging away with Bonefolder?
- Neil asks (and answers): Is there a god?
- Chris asks: Can we get some love for those early '90s Barves?
- and Muck asks: Should we do another Puig Destroyer record?
MINOR LEAGUE NAMES TEAM OF THE WEEK: THE BEST OF DOMINICAN SUMMER LEAGUE - PART 1
- Ewdy Aquino (Angels)
- Raider Uceta (Angels)
- Diosmerky Taveras (Astros)
- Heitor Tokar (Astros)
- Yorlenis Noa (A’s)
- Geykler Davila (A’s)
- Geyber Jimenez (Blue Jays)
- Erickvi Celedonio (Blue Jays)
- Farlyn Manon (Brewers)
- Joyser Garcia (Cards)
- Yowelfy Rosario (Cards)
OLD SCHOOL PLAYER OF THE WEEK: SCOTT LOUCKS
Scott Loucks like a cop.